Busking. The art of performing on the street for tips. What an adventure that is! We’ll get there.
I started the morning in the National Forest in Southern Mississippi, about two hours out of New Orleans, camped in that favorite spot with my own private disc golf course – so I began the morning by of course throwing a round, it went well and I really do like that course despite the lack of maintenance. I shot a 58. The entire time the anticipation of busking was keeping my heart thumping. Upon finishing, I started heading towards NOLA.
Now for an off topic rant. What’s with the ice conspiracy? I mean, I guess it’s business sense to make an inferior product that doesn’t last as long so people will constantly need to buy new ones. But really with ice too? What I mean is, why is it sooo difficult to find block ice? It’s so much better than bags of cubes, a block of ice lasts days longer than cubes, and even chipping off pieces to put in a drink has better results that using cubes in a drink. Maybe I’m just not looking in the right place, maybe there’s a specific gas station or grocery store that always has blocks of ice, but in my search today, I had zero luck. I must have stopped at about 10 gas stations, no blocks of ice. Ice conspiracy I tell you! Forcing me to buy an inferior product.

Watching the Rain
Anyway, back to New Orleans, no problem getting here, pulled right into my favorite parking garage. My kayak is about an inch too tall to clear the “clearance” bar, I pulled through that, the bar swung out of the way and I continued into the garage, I had to fold the seat down of the kayak (I figured if I didn’t make it, I could take the kayak off and shove it inside until I parked) each beam I crossed under I slowed down and watched the kayak just clear it, within half an inch sometimes, and I think the tail of the kayak brushed against one of the beams at one point. But, I made it all the way to the top floor, or just below the top floor as I wanted some protection from the rain.

Flash Flooding
Almost as soon as I parked it began to rain, I checked the radar and decided it would be best to wait it out here. A perfect place to watch a thunderstorm, I’d be quite safe here no matter how severe the storm got I think. I sat just under the ledge and watched it rain, watched the lightning strike all around. Forest was a little nervous about the thunder, as some of it was real loud. The rain seemed to continue on forever, the anticipation of hitting the street was killing me, I was pacing back and forth, eventually I sat down and wrote another disc golf course review for Ashe Lake, and by the time I had finished that, the rain was basically over. The flash flooding was rather impressive, from my vantage above the city I could see streets under water and many vehicles struggling through the deep puddles.
So, I grabbed my stuff and headed out for my first busking experience, at least since the spontaneous spell during Mardi Gras. I walked down, grabbed a spot in Jackson square and got to it. Our first audience was a couple, and two other people by themselves, a 4 person audience. They got into it, and Forest was performing well, we got an applause and some cheers, and made a total of $1 from the couple as they moved on. I could tell Forest wasn’t into it hardly at all though, as he reluctantly performed his tricks. I need to figure out what fires him up, as some days during practice he’ll go for hours performing well, while others he just wants to lay around.
Our second audience was a pair of guys, one guy wasn’t interested at all and he just kept walking, so I guess the audience was really only one guy. He was impressed, even though Forest was very reluctant do do anything, he forced out a few tricks, and the guy tipped well. We started out with a bang, a few more passers by gave us some tips, and we had made nearly $20 in 20 minutes. The evening went downhill from there.
Forest was only able to force out about three acceptable performances, then we made fools of ourselves. A group of about eight guys passed, one of the guys said “hey, tricks! we have to watch!” I tried to start the performance with a bang, but it ended up being more of a crash. Forest went in for a leg vault, but instead stopped halfway through and kind of fell into my arms, we both fell onto the ground. All we got were some laughs and a deflated ego. The next audience, we tried a simple “over” where forest would jump over my body, instead – he crashed into me. More laughs.
Maybe he’s too hot, I brought him to the river to cool off. It really wasn’t hot out, and he wasn’t panting or acting hot, but I needed to get him fired up! No such luck, now I just had a soaking wet dog crashing into me. He had nothing, he wouldn’t weave, he wouldn’t roll over, or even sit! He did a decent job of playing dead though. Poor Forest, I don’t know what it is, like I said some days he’s completely fired up and will go for hours, today, he was not in it at all. Maybe its his diet, or he needs vitamins, or maybe he just needs to rest, or he’s too old for this.
The rest of the evening didn’t go very well, we got some sympathy tips, I tried just simply balancing the hat on his head for tips, but the wind kept blowing it off. That’s how we made our money during Mardi Gras, basically all he was doing was balancing a cup on his head for tips.
Personally, I could improve in several areas as well, mostly in my people skills, talking to people and just being a friendly personable person could help tremendously, I need to be prepared to answer questions, and learn to shake off the laughs. I’m persistent though, I’ll be out there again Saturday. One heck of a busking adventure.